Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Adapted from Friendster.

KISSING LANGUAGE !! ü

Message: People with crooked teeth usually kiss BETTER than people with straight teeth...

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When you chew gum before you kiss, it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE than before because of your salivary glands... Mints work MUCH better.

*GUYS: It is much more ROMANTiC to kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters`

*GiRLS: Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he’s using you... he's just a littlehorny ;) && there`s no problem with that !!!

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It has been PR0VEN that when people with the SAME Hair C0L0R kiss, it is more R0MANTiC than that of a different hair color!!!

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your First Kiss isn’t always your BEST Kiss

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If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRYwith your tongue, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser... it just means your TONGUE MUSCLE is strong

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ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL GUYS are NOT PLAYERS... EVERYONE gets a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes.

BE A GREAT KiSSER With THESE TiPS

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T0UCH HiS/HER FACE

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RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH HiS/HER HAiR

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KiSS S0FTLY AT FiRST, THEN APPLY M0RE PRESSURE

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H0LD Y0UR KiSSiNG PARTNER

Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)

if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"

+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"

+kiss on the hand------------------"iadore you"

+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"

+kiss on the shoulder--------------"iwant you now"

+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"

+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"

+a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"

+slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"

+playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"

+holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"

+looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"

+playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"

+arms around the waist -----------"ilove you too much to let go"

+laughing while kissing-----------"iam completley comfortable w/you"

=advice=***if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...


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